Zombie Bake-Off Quotes

“If there's any better place to get stoned than a rolling box full of pastry, then they didn't have the keys for it, anyway.”
― Stephen Graham Jones, Zombie Bake-Off

“He bites her thumb off, swallows it, and that’s the trigger: the main event’s started—the massacre’s on.”
― Stephen Graham Jones, Zombie Bake-Off

“I think the real question’s not how are they dead, but why don’t they care.”
― Stephen Graham Jones, Zombie Bake-Off