Ever After Quotes

“What are you doing now?" Al questioned "Seeing if your circumcision is gone? It is.

My expression went blank, and Trent hesitated.

He looked at me, and I put a hand to my mouth, face flaming. "Oh. My. God. Trent. I'm sorry"

"Um" Trent said, clearly at a loss.

"Call me tomorrow," Al said seriously, "I've got a curse that will take care of that. Unless you like the snake in a turtleneck look”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“You cannot thrash the person who makes you coffee. It's a rule somewhere.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“I am yours," Trent gasped through clenched teeth, and my hand sprang from him, thinking I was betrayed. Trent fell to a knee, looking up at me, pleading. "I. Am. Yours. Claim me, Rachel! Damn your morals and claim me!”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“Al's voice was faint but resolute. "Stand up. Try to look sexy."

"In a bedsheet?" I complained, running my hands down it. "How can I look sexy in a bedsheet?" He cleared his throat, and I grimaced. "Never mind.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“His eyes met mine at the soft touch, and a chime seemed to shake the ley line, realigning the universe.

He was mine.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“[Jenks]"I think you're all screwy in the head," he said when Bis nodded his encouragement. "But go ahead. I've got Quen's number in my phone. I'll call him if you both explode in a flash of black underwear and money so I won't have to fly all the way home.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“Avoiding me, Quen downed a swallow of wine. "Trent is a fine young man," he said, watching the remaining wine swirl.

"Yes... " I drawled, cautiously. "If you can call a drug lord and outlawed-medicine manufacturer a fine young man.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“Did something happen to the sanctity of your church again?"

My eye twitched. "Newt broke it so she could look in my closet." Again.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“She was only a year old, but elves grew up fast. Not like witches, who Jenks swore were not able to be on their own until they were thirty. Ahem.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“You are the devil to talk to, Rachel," he said curtly. "Will you shut up and listen?”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“I will compensate all your one-inch, two-inch losses because I know how important every inch is to you aged, decrepit men.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“I sighed. "And what am I to you, Al?"

"My maid," he said brightly. "Shall we do this?”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“Jenks squinted at me, and when Trent nodded, the pixy gestured sourly to Bis to get on with it. A four inch man ruled us all.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“We could've done this anywhere, but I wanted you to see me, to see this," he said, gesturing at the room. "I wanted you to know where I come from, what I am under the choices I make.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“Piss on my daisies, we have to save the demons!”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“If he betrays you, I will finish what I started with his fingers," he said, and I shivered. "Tell him that.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“But I knew Nick. He was too ugly to die.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“that was humanity's problem right there. they are brain damaged from the early sun”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“I have to save the world tomorrow, and I don’t even know what I’m going to wear yet.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“A clipboard and a hard hat could get you just about anywhere.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“What are you doing now?” Al questioned, listing heavily as he tucked another one of those bottles under his arm and staggered for the cot half hidden behind a curtain. “Seeing if your circumcision is gone? It is.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“Small steps could make large journeys, if admittedly very slow ones.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“I trusted him, even with my soul. And he isn’t meant for me.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“The demon had trouble remembering what she was doing, but she was powerful, sort of the crazy Wendy of the lost lord-of-the-flies boys.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“Eight? Was it really eight? Adrenaline or not, this was an insane time to be up. That was humanity’s problem right there. They were brain damaged from the early sun.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“Who in hell bought a mug with blue butterflies on it!” I shouted, slamming it on the counter beside the stove. “We are serious people doing serious things! I don’t have time for butterflies!”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“It’s said that the reason the elves and demons began their war is because of a broken alliance,” he said, the world-weary damage to his face making him look wise. “I’ve always found it to be true—that the best of friends make the bitterest of enemies. Elves and demons, forever fighting. Who is to say that demons weren’t the slaves of elves first?”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“My God, you have beautiful hair in the firelight,” he said softly, and I blinked. “It’s like your thoughts, all cinnamon and wild untamed. I’ve always liked your hair.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“You cannot thrash the person who makes you coffee. It’s a rule somewhere.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After

“You cannot thrash the person who makes you coffee.”
― Kim Harrison, Ever After