Unholy Cow Quotes

“There were glowing pumpkins and ghost lights in the yard and cheerful looking spiders and vampire posters everywhere.  “This is just disgusting,” Abel said in disgust, landing on a happy mummy poster staked in the yard.  “Must everything be commercialized these days?  I’m surprised the vampires don’t sparkle.”
― John H. Carroll, Unholy Cow

“Runyx hated cherubs.  They were little jerks that ran around in diapers and shot things for no apparent reason.”
― John H. Carroll, Unholy Cow

“Most importantly, she was very evil with unholy powers at her command.”
― John H. Carroll, Unholy Cow

“This story is dedicated to brooms that have the misfortune to be ridden by ugly old witches.   This story is not for good children.  It promotes disobedience, sneaking off with strangers, eating lots of candy bars, lying to parents, and mentions teenagers drinking.  This story is for kids who believe "crappily ever after" is much more likely than "happily ever after".   In all seriousness:  This is not a good story for most kids, especially not young ones.  It could even give them nightmares. ”
― John H. Carroll, Unholy Cow

“Unholy Cow A Story for Demented Children     John H. Carroll”
― John H. Carroll, Unholy Cow