Irregulars Quotes

“What do elves consider a living wage?" Keith whispered to Gunther.

Gunther just shrugged. "Their own pair of pants?”
― Nicole Kimberling, Irregulars

“The Pepper Sisters," Falk told him, "I think you just got an eyeful of the new ad campaign for their dairy."

"Were those the owners or the producers?" Jason asked.

"Both. It's an employee-owned co-op. Chemical-free too now that Pickle's quit smoking.”
― Ginn Hale, Irregulars

“Them papers are clean as a unicorn's snatch!”
― Ginn Hale, Irregulars

“The combination of Portland's art, music, and food scenes made it the perfect place to hide a blood orgy.”
― Nicole Kimberling, Irregulars