Maggie for Hire Quotes

“Educational system in America is not as good as in China. You may be an idiot. It is hard to tell with you white people.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“Just a donation request to support the brave public servants of Los Angeles during this time of budgetary shortfalls.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“I had chased this sucker down a blind alley, silver stake in my hand.  Unnecessarily fancy weaponry?  Yes.  You are correct.  To kill a vampire, you just need a stake, anything pointy will do, but I never know what I’ll be tracking next, so I try to go for multipurpose tools.  Plus, my sister got this one engraved for me at Things Remembered last Christmas, which, I think, gives it some added class.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“Killian settled back into his seat and made the universal sign for “after you”.  I gave him the universal sign for “up yours, buddy”.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“I woke up with Mac smothering my face.  I don’t know what it is about cats and the whole “the rest of the bed is not good enough for me, I want to be where your head is” action, but fortunately, he’s cute, so I let him live.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“And I gunned it.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“My knight in shining armor was tall, easily 6’4, maybe 6’5, and impossibly gorgeous. The kind of guy you feel like you needed to apologize to afterwards for kissing because your face was unworthy of those lips.  Lord almighty.  He was slender and chiseled, golden locks tumbling around his merry blue eyes.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“I may not have all my priorities straight, but those ladies gave up getting laid to feed the hungry and care for the poor.  You don’t make gals like that lunch.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“Educational system in America is not as good as in China.  You may be idiot.  It is hard to tell with you white people.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“hell- bent on taking out a couple of nice old nuns.  I may not have all my priorities straight, but those ladies gave up getting laid to feed the hungry and care for the poor.  You don’t make gals like that lunch.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“The Getty Museum & Library is a white monolith of modern architecture perched over one of the worst freeways in LA.  Accessible only by an electric tram,”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“Quite understandable.  But perhaps you will allow me to secure you a brownie from our bakery in apology.” “Does it have nuts?” I shouted, “Because that’s what you are to think that I can be bought off with chocolaty goodness!” Killian’s face cringed. “What?” “He did not mean that kind of brownie.” “What???”  Then realization dawned and I felt like an ass.  “Oh.  A brownie.” “Cleaners.  Cooks.  Ears to the ground,” said the fat”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“Can it, elf, or I will crush your summer fruit into a nice dinner wine.” He”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“Good night. Don't let the boogeyman bite"

"Mindy, there is no boogeyman, "I said as I snuggled in to bed, " I hauled Carl in years ago.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“I started reviewing the day’s events:  destroyed my uncle.  Check.  Saved my Mom and Dad.  Check.  Delivered ancient artifact of unknown power to a crazy Chinese guy.  Check.  Dinner with the family?  I looked over the rim at the Los Angeles skyline as my stomach growled. Seemed like the perfect time to drive off a cliff. And I gunned it.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“I tried to focus on the question and not the fact his cooking was better than the majority of the intimate relationships I had been in.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“Educational system in America is not as good as in China. You may be idiot. It is hard to tell with you white people.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire

“I may not have all my priorities straight, but those ladies gave up getting laid to feed the hungry and care for the poor.”
― Kate Danley, Maggie for Hire