Laid Out and Candle Lit Quotes

“I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit”
― Ann Everett, Laid Out and Candle Lit

“Hello, Dwayne? Tizzy and I have been attacked by a skunk. We can’t get her keys because a dog is chewing on her wallet! I need you to come get us! We’re out at the Philpot place. Bring your gun and at least two bullets.”
― Ann Everett, Laid Out and Candle Lit