Unnatural Selection Quotes

“...our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay as Elton John's handbag.”
― Ann Somerville, Unnatural Selection

“Mooning over what was, so far, just a casual fuck, was too juvenile for words. And the little leap of pleasure I got when he finally called on Friday night? Was not to be spoken of ever.”
― Ann Somerville, Unnatural Selection

“Then print this. If you report something that irresponsible, I will kick your arse so hard you’ll be able to finger yourself and clean your teeth at the same time.”
― Ann Somerville, Unnatural Selection

“It would be perfect if they could make it taste like water, but pretending that something that laden with chemicals is somehow remotely connected to fruit or sunshine or chirpy rugrats adds insult to the injury of needing to drink the damn stuff in the first place.”
― Ann Somerville, Unnatural Selection