Wicked Business Quotes

“If I could just get Broom to cooperate, we could fly, Glo said. Then we wouldn't have to worry about traffic. Harry Potter didn't have to worry about traffic.

You relize Harry Potter isn't real, right?

Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“It would be difficult to tell," Wulf said. "I've always been a romantic. I've seen Casablanca twice, and I sat through the entire ordeal of Titanic".
"Didn't you enjoy Titanic?"
"I was relieved when the ship went down".”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“The only normal people are people you don't know very well." Diesel
"That's a quote from a famous person," I told him. Lizzy Tucker”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“Dude,” Diesel said. “That’s no way to get dessert.” Carl snapped to attention. “Eep?” “Cookies,” I told him. Carl jumped onto his booster seat, sat ramrod straight, and folded his hands on the table. He was a good monkey. I gave him a cookie, and he shoved it into his mouth. “Manners,” Diesel said to him. Carl spit the cookie out onto the table, picked it up, and carefully nibbled at it.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“Pbbtlt.

"It smells like ham, Glo said. It must be Hatchet"
Hatchet moved out of the shadows. "My intent was to capture and torture for information, but you have made my job easy. I now know the clue and can give this information to my master."
"He's not going to believe you," Glo said. "You fart."
Hatchet stood tall with one hand on his sword. "Everyone doth fart."
"Not like you," Glo said. "You're a ham farter."
Hatchet pressed his lips together. "Tis a manly fart.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“He had one foot on the floor, one foot hanging over the armrest, and Carl was sleeping on his chest. It was endearing”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“You’re so logical,” Glo said. “I would be exhausted if I had to think up all these explanations. It’s so much easier to believe in magic.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“didn’t know about the wizard power, but she was right about being cute. I was sort of cute in a girl-next-door kind of way that didn’t seem to encourage dates. Glo was cute in a quirky, fun way that was obviously more approachable. Truth is, I wish I was more like Glo, but I’d feel like an idiot if I tried to wear a pink ballet tutu with green-and-black striped tights and motorcycle boots.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“Personally, I thought we were in big trouble if I was the one standing between the world’s population and hell.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“Superbia, Acedia, Luxuria, Ira, Gula, Invidia, Avaritia. The seven deadly sins. That’s the extent of my Latin.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines. Holy”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“My son never eats baloney. He says the stuff in baloney will kill you. I say when? I’ve got cataracts, high blood pressure, enlarged prostate, skin cancer, hemorrhoids, an artificial hip, false teeth, and gas. Every day I take eleven different pills and a stool softener. And now I’m supposed to worry about baloney.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business

“You can trust a woman who likes s’mores,” I said. “It’s the gooey factor.”
― Janet Evanovich, Wicked Business