Love Me Quotes

“Startled, I accidently knock over my inkwell. A black tsunami of ink sprawls out across the page, engulfing the tiny village of my words. They are swept away into the midnight sea. Gone forever. I am bereft.”
― Danger Slater, Love Me

“The next step is too pornographic to describe in intimate detail, suffice it to say, I once videotaped myself applying the salve and won three Adult Video News Awards, including Male Performer of the Year.”
― Danger Slater, Love Me