Blood Heavy Quotes

“Cass, I know you’re only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Blood Heavy

“Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled.
“Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!”
― SLJ Shortt, Blood Heavy

“Did I just see you two getting into another tussle outside?”
“No...we...were...rehearsing a play,”
“Really? What‟s it called?”
“Fight Club...”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Blood Heavy

“These little discoveries about my blood are coming about as hard and fast as a racehorse kicking me in the nuts and I‟m really starting to get sick of it. I got messed up blood, whoopdedoo! Why don‟t you dump some in a fuel tank and see if it‟ll run a car or maybe give it to a power company and see if they can make a new type of energy from it, I don‟t give a crap! It‟s in me, it ain‟t going anywhere and neither are the vamps that wanna chug it. This is just a slightly different scientific way of saying „I‟m screwed‟”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Blood Heavy

“Yeah, well, Tinkerbell comes near me; she's gettin' both barrels and no clapping!”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Blood Heavy

“So that’s why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk’s gone rusty?”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Blood Heavy

“Look honey, I ain’t buying what you’re selling so get out!”
“You prefer to be lying here or in the morgue?! Things got outta hand last night but at least you’re alive! If we wanted you dead, don’t you think I would have drained you by now, or dragged you outta here! We are trying to help you!”
“And I’m sure Jaws was just trying to help Quint! Get out!”
― S.L.J. Shortt, Blood Heavy