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The Erotofluidic Age The Erotofluidic Age by Vinnie Tesla
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“Perhaps if you were to refrain from deploying the phrase ‘ignorant
buffoon’ with a liberality most writers reserve for ‘it’ and ‘the,’
you would find a readier audience.”
Vinnie Tesla, The Erotofluidic Age
“A lesser man might have begrudged
him that, but remembering the old adage, "The finder’s goods shall
he retain / Nor mind the loser’s dreadful pain," I rejoiced, rather, in his good
fortune.”
Vinnie Tesla, The Erotofluidic Age
“I am certain
you are not one of those dreary fellows one reads of who demands that
their lady friends be in possession of a maidenhead. Mine was taken
by a marrow two years ago.”
“A marrow, Miss Pertwee? The vegetable that the Italians call il
zucchine?”
“The very same.A most particularly bold and impetuous hot-house
marrow. It was quite the ravishment, I can assure you.”
“I consider it no dishonor at all to be preceded by so noble a vegetable.”
Vinnie Tesla, The Erotofluidic Age
“Celibacy is the Tesla family secret, passed down through the
generations.”
“Celibacy, passed down through the generations?”Victor asked dryly.
I flushed. “Its efficacy is not disproved by its imperfect application,”
I muttered.”
Vinnie Tesla, The Erotofluidic Age
“Tesla,” the vicar mused. “That’s a foreign name, is it not? Hungarian,
is it?”
“Serbian,” I corrected him. “I’m afraid the ——shire Teslas are a
scant three centuries in these parts, having constructed Tesla Hall in
the reign of Queen Elizabeth.We are a restless people, and no doubt
will be moving on again any century now.”
Vinnie Tesla, The Erotofluidic Age