Bypass Gemini Quotes

“the hand has programmable fingerprints, a vibration motor, data interface capabilities-” “Wait. A vibration motor in your hand? Why?” “I’m a man, and I’m alone on the planet. Figure it out.”
― Joseph Lallo, Bypass Gemini

“Well, it just goes to show you,” the inventor said as he flipped through the pages of notes and ideas, “It is easy to think outside the box when you aren’t smart enough to know where the box is.”
― Joseph Lallo, Bypass Gemini

“all of my bases covered. You assume responsibility for violations of local, regional, global, intrasystem, interstellar, intergalactic and interdimensional law, civil, religious, or military. I’m also not responsible for loss of life and limb, property damage, domestic disputes, engineered biological human dieback, nuclear fallout, violations of causality, cascading sub-quantum misalignment, hastening of cosmic heat death, rampant AI, accelerated climate change, geomagnetic reversal, vacuum metastability events, total existence failure, gray goo scenario, red goo scenario--that’s a nasty one--tectonic inversion--”
― Joseph R. Lallo, Bypass Gemini

“Honestly, people always talk about ‘normal’ as though it is something to aspire to, but that’s a load of crap. Normal isn’t an achievement, it’s a baseline. Normal is something you end up as if you never get around to doing something interesting.”
― Joseph R. Lallo, Bypass Gemini

“The problem with engineers today is that they don’t think on paper.”
― Joseph R. Lallo, Bypass Gemini

“Bypass Gemini”
― Joseph R. Lallo, Bypass Gemini

“people always talk about ‘normal’ as though it is something to aspire to, but that’s a load of crap. Normal isn’t an achievement, it’s a baseline. Normal is something you end up as if you never get around to doing something interesting. You crave attention, speed, challenge, and wealth.”
― Joseph R. Lallo, Bypass Gemini

“It is easy to think outside the box when you aren’t smart enough to know where the box is.”
― Joseph R. Lallo, Bypass Gemini

“Right on cue, the ground came whipping up beneath them. No longer simply held aloft by anti-gravity units, the vehicle’s futuristic replacements for wheels could be put to work. Bigger, beefier versions of the same things that made his delivery bike work, the repulsors used the interplay between two tangible energy fields to create a synchronized wave pattern capable of instituting temporary charge differences between the vehicle and road surface for the purposes of facilitating the attraction and repulsion necessary to maintain an approximately constant distance. In other words, he had traction now.”
― Joseph R. Lallo, Bypass Gemini

“trying to find the right words to adequately object”
― Joseph R. Lallo, Bypass Gemini