The Bride Wore Black Leather Quotes

“After all, you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived.”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“Revenge is simply justice with teeth.”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“Books can be terrible snobs.”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“You know how it is, boss; you’re out on the town with a few friends, drinking it up; you’re young, you've got incendiaries... shit happens.”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“I finally found my way to the Really Restricted Section, where they keep the kind of books most scholars aren't even supposed to know exist. I knocked on the closed door, said the proper passwords, and the door opened before me. I walked in, and the ghost of the Head Librarian, a thin, dusty presence, with dark eyes and a disapproving look, appeared before me, blocking my way. (He had been eaten by a book, then brought back by the other books, apparently because they approved of him. Because even though he didn't have much time for people, he loved books.)”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“He's been going on about the End of All Things for as long as I've known him," she said carelessly. "And we're all still here. Hey, want to see a really upsetting party trick I can do with two flick-knives and an unwilling volunteer?”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. And I’m really not in the mood to put up with any more problems.”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“you’re only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived.”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather

“Would you really have...?” said Julien.
“Almost certainly,” I said. “I have deep-seated problems with authority figures.”
“But you are one!”
“I know! I can only assume the universe has a really mean sense of humour.”
― Simon R. Green, The Bride Wore Black Leather