House of Holes Quotes

“Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment -- I need to see how they dance.'

'Okay.' She danced, and as she danced, she tried to think of the most delicious salads she could imagine -- with artichokes and sundried tomato and blue cheese dressing, and beets, lots of beets.”
― Nicholson Baker, House of Holes

“It’s special gum,” she said. “Every time you chew, a woman in Estonia is having a singing orgasm.”
― Nicholson Baker, House of Holes