Silver-Tongued Devil Quotes

“What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.”
― Jaye Wells, Silver-Tongued Devil

“If wishes solved problems, the world would be a very different place.”
― Jaye Wells, Silver-Tongued Devil

“I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker."
"Hey! I haven't humped anyone in months." The demon pursed his lips".”
― Jaye Wells, Silver-Tongued Devil

“That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.”
― Jaye Wells, Silver-Tongued Devil

“Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.”
― Jaye Wells, Silver-Tongued Devil