Ms. LaGrange Is Strange! Quotes

“person.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!

“is sweet,” he said. “You must have a favorite fruit, right?”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!

“All we are saying, is give peas a chance.” And then she sang it again, really loud. “All we are saying, is give peas a chance.” It was a really annoying song, but the next thing I knew, all the teachers joined in. “All we are saying, is give peas a chance.” Then the whole lunchroom was singing that stupid pea song! It was totally embarrassing. It almost made me want to eat some peas just to shut them up. “I’ll tell you what,” I said to Ms. LaGrange. “If I eat a pea, will you tell me what ‘YAWYE’ means?” She was thinking it over. “Just one pea?” she asked. “Yeah, one pea.” “Okay,” she agreed. “Let’s see you eat one pea, Mister A.J.” Everybody started cheering. Ms. LaGrange picked up a pea with a spoon. She held it up to my mouth. Everybody”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!

“A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P…”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!

“France Talk and Frogs’ Legs”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!

“The next day there was a sign in front of the school: “Welcome, Ms. LaGrange!” Mr. Klutz was standing at the front door next to a lady I never saw before. Her hair stuck out from under a big chef’s hat, and she was wearing an apron with the words “Make Lunch, Not War” on it. “Ms. LaGrange, this is A.J.,” Mr. Klutz said when I reached the top of the steps. “Maybe you can get him to eat some vegetables.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!

“that everybody has to stop talking.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!

“I see London, I see France I see Emily’s underpants.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!

“A.J.!”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!

“I hate school.”
― Dan Gutman, Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!