The Hawkline Monster Quotes

“The voyage from San Francisco to Hawaii had been the most terrifying experience Greer and Cameron had ever gone through, even more terrible than the time they shot a deputy sheriff in Idaho ten times and he wouldn't die and Greer finally
had to say to the deputy sheriff,
"Please die because we don't want to
shoot you again".

And the deputy sheriff had said, "Ok, I'll die, but don't shoot me again".

"We won't shoot you again", Cameron had said.

"Ok, I'm dead", and he was.”
― Richard Brautigan, The Hawkline Monster

“…those doughnuts are a lot better than having a mule kick you in the head,"

There was no argument there.”
― Richard Brautigan, The Hawkline Monster