Phone Kitten Quotes

“Sometimes I had difficulty remembering that "all you can eat" is not a personal challenge.”
― Marika Christian, Phone Kitten

“He was my age and in my imagination he was a fireman, not the kind that actually fights fires but the kind who travels the country shirtless posing for calendars.”
― Marika Christian, Phone Kitten

“Craig was a grammar ninja.”
― Marika Christian, Phone Kitten: A Cozy, Romantic, and Highly Humorous Mystery

“Emma”
― Marika Christian, Phone Kitten: A Cozy, Romantic, and Highly Humorous Mystery

“the whole”
― Marika Christian, Phone Kitten: A Cozy, Romantic, and Highly Humorous Mystery

“was. Every girl in my class knew who he was. I’d bet a fair number of them had fantasized about him “conquering” them when we studied”
― Marika Christian, Phone Kitten: A Cozy, Romantic, and Highly Humorous Mystery

“Only there was one problem. I was used to shopping in the plus-size section of Walmart. I’d never walked into this store in my life. This was a real-person store. Chubby girls were prohibited from going into this store. I wasn’t sure I was a real person yet.”
― Marika Christian, Phone Kitten: A Cozy, Romantic, and Highly Humorous Mystery