Screw you too! Quotes

“What’s the story with Billy no balls anyway?” I ask Josie, as I cling to Craig’s neck with my jiggly bits on show.
Poor Josie.
I imagine with the cellulite and stretch marks it’s like looking at a sizeable chunk of cottage cheese.”
― Shauna Richmond, Screw you too!

“Lottie spins, she has her blinkers on. She has joined me on this stupid weight loss journey, apparently, it’s not so funny when she can’t get her jeans to fit. I told her to buy a size up, she told me to shut my face, it’s all about compromise.”
― Shauna Richmond, Screw you too!

“I knew it was bad. When my jeans screamed in protest that’s one thing— I can blame the dryer. But when my toddler comes in and slaps me on the belly, giggles and calls me “daddy pig” that’s an entirely different story. That pink, pain in the arse, Peppa is officially barred from the house.”
― Shauna Richmond, Screw you too!