Sno Ho Quotes

“Not with a mother like mine.” I let out a sigh. “I can hear her right now. ‘Boone, do you have to kiss like such a slut? Good Christ, if your tongue goes any farther down his throat you’ll be able to tell what the man had for breakfast. Do it like they did in those old-time movies…classy…not like a sailor on leave.”
― Ethan Day, Sno Ho

“I tore off another chuck of muffin and stared down at my chest. I shrugged and dabbed the muffin in the cum and popped it in my mouth. "I can't believe you just did that!" "Yeah," I snarled up my lip, "didn't quite think that one through all the way.”
― Ethan Day, Sno Ho

“You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.”
― Ethan Day, Sno Ho

“We made sure you got the cute, gay doctor,” Lonny said, smiling at the man, shamelessly flirting.”
― Ethan Day, Life in Fusion

“You’ll kiss me after I rim you.” Wade sat up a little so he could stare me down. “But a used condom on the floor you have a problem with?”
― Ethan Day, Life in Fusion

“Jackie had now changed her tune, clinging to me as if she liked it. “I’m irresistible, brother, he’s swapping sides for me.”
“I can’t fight it any longer,” I said, nonchalantly.
Wade shook his head at us. “I’ll be sure to pass this news along to your husband, sis.”
“He can have the kids,” Jackie said, causing everyone to chuckle.
“We insist,” I tossed in.”
― Ethan Day, Life in Fusion

“Don’t do it gurl,” he said with a wink. “You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend’s husband’s dick now drop it.”
― Ethan Day, Life in Fusion

“It was like you gave yourself over to me that night, Boone." Wade came over to me and placed his hands on my shoulders. "It was more passionate than anything I ever...you...you took my breath away. I woke up the next morning and you were gone. I was so pissed and afraid I might not ever see you again.”
― Ethan Day, Life in Fusion

“But any idiot can see you two are gaga for one another.”
As in Lady Gaga? Because I do enjoy riding Wade’s disco stick and playing our own version of poker face. And even though I’m terrified we’ll wind up having a bad romance, leaving me to just dance while watching Wade ride off into the sunset with Alejandro as the paparazzi followed in a frenzy, I can’t seem to stop myself from loving him.
I shook the nonsense out of my head.”
― Ethan Day, Life in Fusion

“I'd purchased it before my trip to the gay rodeo with a bunch of friends many moons ago. Many horses had been saved that weekend as many cowboys had been ridden." ...”
― Ethan Day, Sno Ho

“I guess we should get to it.” Wade said, reaching down to pick up my skis. Yes please, my evil side thought, before being whacked over the head with a sledge hammer by my inner angel.”
― Ethan Day, Sno Ho

“He tasted all minty and fresh, and lord knows I had to have tasted all rotten, full of hate and frustration.”
― Ethan Day, Sno Ho

“...she's just an Italian momma. She worries a
lot." "Dude, whenever she knew you had a date, she'd call
during the day while you were at work, leaving you those disturbing messages—reading off detailed descriptions of what Jeffrey Dahmer did to his victims."
"She actually still does that." Gabe cringed, looking over at me. "She only wants me to be safe. The whole gay thing wasn't easy for her."
"Boo hoo," I said, "You're queer, not cancerous. She's had plenty of time to get the hell over it.”
― Ethan Day, Life in Fusion

“Phillip laughed. “You always did give great head.” “And I’ll continue to—just not for you.” With that I winked before walking away”
― Ethan Day, Life in Fusion

“See what I mean,” I raised my hand into the air as if offering proof. “He’s pissed and all he can think about are assholes. It’s like two prizes in one.”

“You’re sick.”

“As in rad?” I asked. “Like…you’re totally sick, dude.”

“As in demented,” Gabe said.I scoffed, watching as he opened the gate on the SUV. “Everyone’s a critic.”
― Ethan Day, Life in Fusion

“Fine.” Eureka!!! Okay, so it was only one word, but at least I’d moved beyond the undecipherable squeaky noises that had sounded eerily like a dolphin on crack only moments before.”
― Ethan Day, Sno Ho