My One and Only Quotes

“You asked why I couldn't forgive you," Nick said, very quietly, and I jumped a little. "It was because you were the love of my life, Harper. And you didn't want to be. That's hard to let go.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“I'll tell you something, Harpy," he said, his voice almost a whisper now. "It never even occurred to me that we wouldn't make it. And it never occurred to you that we would. You were just waiting for us to go down in flames. I thought we could get through anything.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“If only…the saddest words in the English language.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Stop smiling. Every time you smile, an angel dies.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“sometimes our hearts just need time to accept what are heads already know”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“....And then I turned and saw a guy staring at me....

"What are you looking at, idiot?" I asked, giving him the sneer that had served me so well.

"My future wife. The mother of my children.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“God! The sexiest three words in the English language, 'you were right'. What woman doesn't love to hear that?”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“And here I still think of you as the woman I loved more than I’ve ever loved anyone”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Dearly beloved," Father Bruce began, "we are gathered here to witness the union of Nick and Harper as they pledge their love an devotion to each other for what we hope is the last time, because I don't know about you people, but I don't think any of us should have to go through this again.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“If we’re not going to get married, we need to break up. So…shit or get off the pot,
honey.”
“That was beautiful,” murmured Father Bruce as he opened a menu.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“My mouth went dry, my heart clattered. "Nick, don't leave. Don't go," I said unevenly. "Look, it's not that I'm not, you know... it's just that this is all really new and sudden, and it's hard—"
"It's not hard for me!" he barked, causing both the cabbie and me to jump. "Harper, I've loved you all my adult life, but you just can't believe that, and nothing I do will change your mind. You want a guarantee, you want a fucking crystal ball to see the future, and I can't give you one. The only thing I can say is that I love you, I always have. I always will, but somehow that's not good enough for you. And I just can't do this anymore.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Say it, woman."
"It. Woman."
"God, you're a pain.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“The crowd watched. 'Sir?' said the cop. 'Can you please answer the crazy woman so we can all go home?”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Gus, do I have to put you in a cage or something? Because I will! Don't push it, mister!"

"As an officer of the court, I feel obliged to speak up and tell you that child imprisonment is against the law," I said.

"Right. Well, then, I'll take that as your offer to babysit all four of my precious angels when you get home."

"Then again, cages can be very comfortable.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Then he slid his hand into my hair and pulled me closer, and when he kissed me, my heart hurt from happiness, if such a thing was possible. “I missed you,” I whispered against his mouth.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Here. Let me untangle your hair, at least. If we need to run, we can't have you stuck."
"I don't think Bob's up for running," I said.
"Then you'll take my horse."
"What about you?"
"I'll stay here and whittle a sword and kill the bear or, if that doesn't work, I'll just be eaten alive, happily sacrificing my life for yours." He gave me a look. "Or I'll just stay on the horse and you can sit behind me. Satan can hold two, I'm sure."
"Oh, so you're a cowboy now? I wasn't aware that architects were also masters of horseflesh. You and Satan BFFs now? Practiced your stunt-riding this morning?"
"My dad gave me a few lessons."
"When? When you were six?"
"Well, you know, Harper, maybe we should just stay here and bicker until the bear can't stand it anymore and kills us both. Would that make you happy?”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“The sun was so bright outside that for a moment, I couldn’t see. But then I could, and there he was, leaning against the red Mustang, hands in his pockets, looking at the ground. He looked up, saw me, froze for a second…and then his lightning smile flashed, and I realized I was smiling, too.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Okay, we get it, Jodi-with-an-i,” I said, smiling pleasantly up at her. “You have an adorable son and
are still quite available. Dennis, however, is with me. If you would just take your boobs out of my
boyfriend’s face, I would deeply appreciate it.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Nick,” I murmured, “should I ever head into the cellar armed only with a ladle after the police have just warned me that a psychotic killer is on the loose, please slap me.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Nick."
"Yeah?"
"Come to bed. It's too cold to sleep on the floor."
There was a pause. "You sure?"
"Yep"
"Thanks." Nick said.
"Oh, sure. It's nothing. Couldn't let you freeze, not with Jesus watching.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Ten bucks says the virgin dies before the slut,” I said, taking a sip of my soda.
“You’re on. Oh, hey, don’t go in the shower, for God’s sake,” Nick advised the scantily dressed college student on the screen as she tiptoed into the bathroom. He stuffed a fistful of popcorn into his mouth. “Well, okay, there you go,” he added as she was slashed to death by Freddy’s fingernails. “Can’t say I didn’t warn you. Your poor parents.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“It never even occurred to me that we wouldn't make it. And it never occurred to you that we would. You were just waiting for us to go down in flames. I thought we could get through anything.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“You asked why I couldn't forgive you.
It was because you were the love of my life. And you didn't want to be. That's hard to let go.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“Comfort, companionship and realistic expectations…they didn’t sound nearly as glam as undying passion, but they were worth a lot more than most people believed”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“The band had morphed into another sweet melancholy song. "I'm Not Supposed To Love You Anymore." If that wasn't the voice of God, I didn't know what was.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“schizophrenic, alternating as it served her purposes between”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only

“—Solo se puede odiar de verdad a aquellos a los que amas.”
― Kristan Higgins, My One and Only