Eye of the Tempest Quotes

“That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.”
― Nicole Peeler, Eye of the Tempest

“I do know you're nothing like him. But you're still....still a lot. A lot to handle. I don't mean your junk, obviously, as we've not gotten to the fondling-bits stage yet. And I can't believe I just talked about your junk.”
― Nicole Peeler, Eye of the Tempest

“Um....milk. Yes, I believe I do have milk. In the fridge," Anyn replied, remarkably cordial for someone who'd just been cock-blocked by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.”
― Nicole Peeler, Eye of the Tempest

“I grumbled, completely convinced that Jarl was responsible for everything nasty, up to and including the flu, pigeons, and the relative inaccessibility of the G-spot.”
― Nicole Peeler, Eye of the Tempest

“I’ve not only been around the block, but I’ve burned the block down. At least twice.”
― Nicole Peeler, Eye of the Tempest

“These shirts are perfectly serviceable.”
I rolled my eyes. “Serviceable? Anyan, I get it that you’re utilitarian. If we were in the old country you’d write odes to factories. You’d sing the praises of the communal farm while you gnawed on a perfectly ‘serviceable’ radish. But this is the new millennium. In America. Buy a button-up.”
― Nicole Peeler, Eye of the Tempest