This Isn't What It Looks Like Quotes

“USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is a lot of money. Take the money and run.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“Despite my vanity, I fear for my sanity.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“Your problem, it is not here' - he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest's throat - 'it is here' - he pointed the pen at Max-Ernest's chest. 'My heart is heavy, too. But you must be strong. This situation, it is very serious. It is not only Cass's life that is at stake. If she dies, the Secret, it will die too.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“I detest mediocrity.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“This new condition, this unwilled silence, had fallen over him ten days ago. The day Cass had gone into the hospital. The day she had fallen into a coma.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“rich, ripe, dark, deep, zippy, zesty, wicked, wonderful, delicious, delightful, delectable and even electable (if he could vote), vibrant, vivacious, seductive, addictive, oh-so-very-attractive, nourishing, flourishing, rather ravishing, beautiful, buttery, sometimes bittersweet but never bitter, gorgeous and worth gorging on, berry-ish, cherry-ish, meaty yet fruity, elemental yet complex, mellow yet electric, soothing yet energizing, earthy yet heavenly, melt-in-your-mouth pleasure of chocolate?”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same: the darker the better.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“Author's note: At a certain point in the first 150 pages of this book there will be an emergency drill. Please follow all instructions and behave exactly as you would in a real emergency. Thank you.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“The Legend of Cabbage Face”.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“IN THE UNFORTUNATE EVENT THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF CORNERED BY A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN, PICK YOUR NOSE.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“SOMEBODY OFFERS YOU A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR THIS BOOK, CHANCES ARE THEIR MOTIVES ARE NOT PURE. THEN AGAIN, A THOUSAND DOLLARS IS A LOT OF MONEY. TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“IT IS BEST NOT TO TRUST ANY WALKING ALLIGATORS OR PURPLE DINOSAURS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“Feeling like a spy, she watched him stop at a tree a few feet away. When a tiny stream started trickling in her direction, she had the awful realization that he was relieving himself of the previous night’s drink.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“I digress from my digression.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“Whoa, boy!” “Tally-ho!” they”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“I’ve never met a joke so bad I didn’t like it. Then again, I’ve never met a joke.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like

“Truth is only stranger than fiction if you’re a stranger to the truth. Which”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like