Three Daves Quotes
Three Daves
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Three Daves Quotes
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“C’mon good girl, be bad.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
“It’s like a meatloaf.”
― Three Daves
― Three Daves
