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“C’mon good girl, be bad.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
“She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.”
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“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
“Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
tags: humor, sex
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
tags: humor, sex
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
“The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
“It’s like a meatloaf.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves
tags: humor, sexy