The Mischief of the Mistletoe Quotes

“Quite definitely a Bingley”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe

“Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly.”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe

“Good Gad! It looks like the last act of Hamlet in here.
Turnip banged his head against his clenched fists, making inarticulate moaning noises.
Pinchingdale gave him an odd look. 'I had no idea you felt so strongly about the play, Fitzhugh.”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe

“Hard to believe that so nearby, just across the Channel, such atrocities could still occur in their supposedly civilized world, that one could wake up one morning and find oneself bereft of brothers, parents, friends, all with the slice of an ax.”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe

“Inside, the festivities would continue, probably well into the night, with flirtation and merriment and gratuitous use of mistletoe. It was an inexpressibly wearying thought.”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe

“Word of advice, sister mine. If you want to keep your papers private, don't write 'Private' on the cover. It set the mater right off. It was all I could do to stop her sniffing around like some great sniffing thing.”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe

“Even Sally wound't want to cross fans with the Dowager Duchess of Dovedale. The woman had a tongue of steel and drank the blood of young virgins for breakfast.”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe

“Arabella”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe

“Lizzy Reid is the younger sister of Captain Alex Reid, hero of Book VI, The Betrayal of the Blood Lily. She’s also sister to Jack Reid, the double agent known as the Moonflower. Agnes Wooliston is first cousin to Miss Amy Balcourt, heroine of Book I, The Secret History of the Pink Carnation. More important, she’s the youngest sister of Miss Jane Wooliston, aka the Pink Carnation. Add up three adventurous sixteen-year-olds, two deadly spies, and one very lax headmistress, and you have the potential for a great deal of trouble …”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe

“Oh, no,” said Mr. Fitzhugh blithely, immune to nuance. “We're here to see the ruins.” Lady Vaughn looked innocently up at her husband. “Isn't that what you said, Vaughn?”
― Lauren Willig, The Mischief of the Mistletoe