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Oh Marcie Miller my darling angel... you make the torment all the worthwhile...
— Sep 17, 2012 04:48AM
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Hank and Nora's mum fucking... it doesn't get any more hilarious than this. See? This is why I love this series. It's SO GODDAMN FUNNY. HA. HA. HA.
— Sep 17, 2012 04:20AM
Mel
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Yeah sure, go out at night with your one brain-cell and people out to get you. That will end well.
— Sep 17, 2012 04:07AM
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Jesus, two fucking books published and this woman still can't write a proper sentence.
— Sep 17, 2012 03:42AM
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I need to tear something to pieces. So Silence is finally on my guillotine. I need to reread it though because I pretty much forgot most of what happened so far. Urgh.
— Sep 17, 2012 03:41AM
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'Fist of justice'. That sounds like a dominatrix name. Also, unless one wishes to avoid further brain damage, one should not call Vee. Ever. EVER.
— Oct 26, 2011 05:27AM
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Anila wrote: "I'm sorry. We'll miss you."Now now, I have made a vow to return home safely from the war.
Oh god.I thought I'd have more to say, but that covers it.
Lucy wrote: "Oh god.I thought I'd have more to say, but that covers it."
This will make you speechless. There's a part at the end where Bec shows us a scene before Patch and Nora meet where Rixon and Patch are on a date, get into a fight, then Vee and Nora, RIGHT AFTER SEEING THEIR FIGHT, decide to hang out with them, and Vee thought it was safe to leave Nora in the hands of a violent stranger (Patch) while she takes the other equally violent stranger (Rixon) to the bathroom for a quickie.
Aw. I think you forgot that in the last book Nora was tempted to go back into a bar where someone was shooting a gun so she could continue her relationship dramaz. Neither Nora nor Vee has any sense of self-preservation when it comes to the gender that dangles.Also, Vee has to be extra gross to make Nora look good, because the author can't figure out how to make Nora look likable otherwise.
Oh god. Remembering all of this makes the idea of reading the next book extra repulsive. I know you're trying to set the world right by providing a non-fangirl review of this book, but I think you're going to suffer too much in the process.
Lucy wrote: "Aw. I think you forgot that in the last book Nora was tempted to go back into a bar where someone was shooting a gun so she could continue her relationship dramaz. Neither Nora nor Vee has any sens..."To be totally honest, I do not hate this series. It's revolting, abusive relationship glorifying and badly written shit that deserves no more than a fiery death, but it's just... so... FUNNY. It's so freaking hilarious and it's so fun to read just to see how much dumber it can get. I'm cheering as this train crashes and clap my freaking hands off as it burns to the fuckin' ground.
I think that might be the way some people like monster truck shows? They enjoy the destruction? If you're someone who can read this without pain and suffering then excellent. The rest of us can experience it from a safe distance. It's like being immune to radioactive material or something.
One of these days, your brain is going to rebel against you.
