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okay, he JUST met Anastasia like 10 minutes ago, and now he's doing a background check on her???

I just want to read a book written entirely from the POV of a cock.

Is it weird that I don't find this book to be that bad?

When I read back on my old reviews, I feel like they were written by an entirely different person. I don't particularly like them, and for a while I tried to continue to be that person again for the sake of being regular on here again, but try as I might, I am not a teenager anymore. I guess that's why I refused to regularly use this site for so long.

As the great Stephen Fry once said: "It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' as if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?"

Who here has a livejournal?

It's good to see Fifty shades of wank knocked off the top bestsellers list. Finally justice has been served and faith in humanity restored.

Why do I get the feeling it's not as interesting as I thought it would be?

Dear teen self: I hate you for not buying Chrono Crusade before the freaking things went out of print.

Sincerely, your frustrated adult self

This growing number of Fifty shades spin-offs are creeping me out.

Having my absolute favourite band coming to Australia SEVERAL TIMES really makes this world worth living for.

Oh Marcie Miller my darling angel... you make the torment all the worthwhile...

Hank and Nora's mum fucking... it doesn't get any more hilarious than this. See? This is why I love this series. It's SO GODDAMN FUNNY. HA. HA. HA.

Oh great, Rapey McRaperape is back.

Yeah sure, go out at night with your one brain-cell and people out to get you. That will end well.

HA! The 'blood hand'. How very Christian Grey.

Jesus, two fucking books published and this woman still can't write a proper sentence.

I need to tear something to pieces. So Silence is finally on my guillotine. I need to reread it though because I pretty much forgot most of what happened so far. Urgh.

I actually stopped liking Neil Gaiman. What has become of me?

If I ever had to write a letter to my teen self, I would have a looooot of apologising to do.

Nonetheless I am intrigued by the idea.

This is actually a really sad book.

Today I explained to a friend that my guitar-playing technique was that of a 'frustrated virgin'.

Maybe fucking a girl while she was emotionally unstable wasn't such a good idea.