Amber Lea’s Reviews > Beauty Queens > Status Update

Is it too late to complain about this book being unrealistic?

This story is so ridiculous and heavy handed but also perfect.

Man, this book only has like 16 characters and two of them are transgendered? (Or like...one and a half?)

omg, this chapter sums up what it's like to have an office job.

"wanna see something megacool? I rigged the compound’s override system to respond only to PowerPoint.” Harris cackled. Agent Jones was stone-faced. “So, in the event of a self-destruct initiation, the only way to stop the sequencing is by making and uploading a full PowerPoint presentation? “Yeah. Isn’t that awesome?” “No. Not awesome."

"What was your favorite song of theirs?” Tiara asked.
“‘Let Me Shave Your Legs Tonight, Girl,’” Petra blurted out.
“Ohmigosh, I LOVE that one!” Tiara said, clapping. “How about ‘I Only Want to Be with You’ or ‘I Just Need to Be Yours’ or ‘You, You, You’?”
Nicole chimed in. “‘I Gave Up My Hobbies So I Could Spend More Time with You.’ ‘I Love You Like a Stalker!’ Or — ooh, I know: ‘Safe Tween Crush’"

Is Ladybird Hope Sarah Palin?

I'm marking my page not because I have anything to say, but because Nook for PC crashes like three times a day and can suck my nuts.