Evan Optional’s Reviews > How to Talk So Little Kids Will Listen: A Survival Guide to Life with Children Ages 2-7 > Status Update

Parenting is hard. I have two little tiny boys. I’ve been peed on more than I care to admit. Struck in the crotch by little fists bi-weekly. the value of a bath, brushing your teeth, going to sleep like I’m on the floor of Congress.

At times, parenting is a lot like that shot in Terminator 2. Schwarzenegger gives a final thumbs up as he burns on molten metal. You fuckin’ suffer, but you are happy to.