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Brittany is on page 160 of 582

"Who is this girl straddling this punk boy asking to touch him...down there?"
1. Enough with the labels already!
2. Who is this girl touching a boy that is still not her boyfriend?
3. You're 18. You're allowed to say penis. I'll actually be shocked if she knows what is "down there".

— Jan 31, 2015 09:16PM

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Brittany is finished

Done. What's my prize? It better be a damn big plate of cookies.

— Feb 03, 2015 09:14PM

Brittany is on page 575 of 582

Seriously? Seriously? 600 pages and this is the "twist".
I should have just watched She's All That.

— Feb 03, 2015 09:04PM

Brittany is on page 568 of 582

What happens when Tessa walks into a bar? The same thing that happened the last 5 times.
I'm not drunk enough for this.

— Feb 03, 2015 08:56PM

Brittany is on page 566 of 582

I am so dizzy.

— Feb 03, 2015 08:43PM

Brittany is on page 541 of 582

"Feel good?"
Well she's panting like a dog, so I'd probably get her some water. The poor girls thirsty.

— Feb 03, 2015 06:51PM

Brittany is on page 538 of 582

Whenever I hear the endearing term, baby(catch the sarcasm there?) being used my mind automatically breaks into a very powerful rendition of, "baby, baby, baby oh."
Grow the hell up, brain.

— Feb 03, 2015 06:45PM

Brittany is on page 538 of 582

I can totally tell where Tessa got her sparkling personality from...

— Feb 03, 2015 06:39PM

Brittany is on page 532 of 582

I'm pretty sure her mom is Ursula reincarnated.

(yes, I just likened her to an evil sea witch, I am on fire tonight)

— Feb 03, 2015 06:37PM

Brittany is on page 526 of 582

Nightmare explanation=underwhelmingly lame.
Does this make me a bad person? Who the fuck cares. I'm reading 1D fanfic.

— Feb 03, 2015 05:55PM

Brittany is on page 502 of 582

"...Your mom wants you with him too-I won't let him try to take what is mine!"
Um. Nope. Your inner caveman is showing, Hardin.