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Whenever I hear the endearing term, baby(catch the sarcasm there?) being used my mind automatically breaks into a very powerful rendition of, "baby, baby, baby oh."
Grow the hell up, brain.
— Feb 03, 2015 06:45PM
Grow the hell up, brain.
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Brittany
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Done. What's my prize? It better be a damn big plate of cookies.
— Feb 03, 2015 09:14PM

Brittany
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Seriously? Seriously? 600 pages and this is the "twist".
I should have just watched She's All That.
— Feb 03, 2015 09:04PM
I should have just watched She's All That.

Brittany
is on page 568 of 582
What happens when Tessa walks into a bar? The same thing that happened the last 5 times.
I'm not drunk enough for this.
— Feb 03, 2015 08:56PM
I'm not drunk enough for this.

Brittany
is on page 541 of 582
"Feel good?"
Well she's panting like a dog, so I'd probably get her some water. The poor girls thirsty.
— Feb 03, 2015 06:51PM
Well she's panting like a dog, so I'd probably get her some water. The poor girls thirsty.

Brittany
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I can totally tell where Tessa got her sparkling personality from...
— Feb 03, 2015 06:39PM

Brittany
is on page 532 of 582
I'm pretty sure her mom is Ursula reincarnated.
(yes, I just likened her to an evil sea witch, I am on fire tonight)
— Feb 03, 2015 06:37PM
(yes, I just likened her to an evil sea witch, I am on fire tonight)

Brittany
is on page 526 of 582
Nightmare explanation=underwhelmingly lame.
Does this make me a bad person? Who the fuck cares. I'm reading 1D fanfic.
— Feb 03, 2015 05:55PM
Does this make me a bad person? Who the fuck cares. I'm reading 1D fanfic.

Brittany
is on page 502 of 582
"...Your mom wants you with him too-I won't let him try to take what is mine!"
Um. Nope. Your inner caveman is showing, Hardin.
— Feb 03, 2015 05:26PM
Um. Nope. Your inner caveman is showing, Hardin.

Brittany
is on page 496 of 582
I came to a terrible realization this morning. I'm not just reading 1D fanfic, I'm reading Harry & Taylor fanfic. Someone, please, send help.
— Feb 03, 2015 05:15PM