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Brittany is on page 120 of 582

1. She's always whining, screaming, screeching or crying. I'd give her a good throat punch.

2. Hardin, "I can't believe no one has fucked you before." NO! Just no! There is so much wrong with that sentence. As much as I don't like Tessa, she's still a women who decides when and who she has sex with. Not the other way around.

— Jan 31, 2015 07:50PM

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Brittany is finished

Done. What's my prize? It better be a damn big plate of cookies.

— Feb 03, 2015 09:14PM

Brittany is on page 575 of 582

Seriously? Seriously? 600 pages and this is the "twist".
I should have just watched She's All That.

— Feb 03, 2015 09:04PM

Brittany is on page 568 of 582

What happens when Tessa walks into a bar? The same thing that happened the last 5 times.
I'm not drunk enough for this.

— Feb 03, 2015 08:56PM

Brittany is on page 566 of 582

I am so dizzy.

— Feb 03, 2015 08:43PM

Brittany is on page 541 of 582

"Feel good?"
Well she's panting like a dog, so I'd probably get her some water. The poor girls thirsty.

— Feb 03, 2015 06:51PM

Brittany is on page 538 of 582

Whenever I hear the endearing term, baby(catch the sarcasm there?) being used my mind automatically breaks into a very powerful rendition of, "baby, baby, baby oh."
Grow the hell up, brain.

— Feb 03, 2015 06:45PM

Brittany is on page 538 of 582

I can totally tell where Tessa got her sparkling personality from...

— Feb 03, 2015 06:39PM

Brittany is on page 532 of 582

I'm pretty sure her mom is Ursula reincarnated.

(yes, I just likened her to an evil sea witch, I am on fire tonight)

— Feb 03, 2015 06:37PM

Brittany is on page 526 of 582

Nightmare explanation=underwhelmingly lame.
Does this make me a bad person? Who the fuck cares. I'm reading 1D fanfic.

— Feb 03, 2015 05:55PM

Brittany is on page 502 of 582

"...Your mom wants you with him too-I won't let him try to take what is mine!"
Um. Nope. Your inner caveman is showing, Hardin.