Andre’s Reviews > Catwoman: Guardian of Gotham #1 > Status Update

Oh great, Selena and Bruce are dating, in fights she is still in constant sexy pose, Batman is dominating the fight and he cut of his gloves to get rid of Catwonan hanging to his gloves. Cutting them off at the lower arm is actually pretty useless. The hand is way broader in comparison.
Ok that was it for today. Part 2 will be reviewed tomorrow. Hopefully with more stupidity, spine contortions and sexism.

Apart from the fact that she crawls around on the cat signal as if she were in a porno film, but Catwoman's suspicion hat Btaman "imitates" her due to the animal symbolism is ridiculous. We had two animal "based" villains in this comic already plus plenty of other weirdos in weird costumes, so what makes her think she "inspired" him?

This version of Batman is possibly the worst criminal Gotham ever had because he steals and murders? What sort of whimps where the others like Joker, Penguin, Riddler, Killer Croc etc.?
Also if he also wanted to get rid of Catwoman, why didn't he wait earlier in the sewers to see whether Croc kills her or not to see which survivor he had to kill?

People meet Brook:

She is Alfred's female counterpart, sort of whines wat she has to do all the time, we have no idea why she is with Selena, doesn't know why Selena is Catwoman and just told her she needs a man and make babies, not hunt criminals.

Apart from Catwoman standing thereas if wanting to present her foot, her question s to what the ring on the floor is is stupid. And apparently her origin here is baically Batmans from themain DC comics, except from a cat being there and the thief stealing a plastic ring... and the movie she saw was "Cat people"... neither the 42 no 82 version is a movie you should see wih a child.

The female Two-face is a model disfigured by a rival, she wants revenge on her agent/fiance, the police should have found her as well and... look at her:

This outfit doesn't even begin to make sense.

Her internal monologue of how the bat is an even darker creature of the night than the cat comes... kind of out of nowhere. A guy dressed like that makes her think this way but a 3 m crodile man only gets a "wow"?
Plus what is Gordan wearing there, this doesn't look like a police uniform and what is with the uncle same like picture of him in the background?

Now we constantly see shots of Catwoman's breats and ass, I see a pattern here. Plus the Joker's goons are the first antagonists she actually defeats herself so far, the Joker was kiled by Batman. Yep he is here too, pretty tradtional looking, except for the many spikes on his ostume and the red eyes.

Well at least the cat signal is frightening looking... and Catwoman looks like she is pouting,seriously look at this:

What BS is that about the hide on his head being to thick for punches? Then just claw him like you did only seconds ago dumbass, it seem to work just fine.
Plus as long as that battarang is supposed to be, I doubt it would have killed an enemy that size when it was "just" piercing his rib cage from behind.
Plus what is up with her body contortions? She is constantl in "sexy pose" mode as it seems.