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So ... why didn't she call Barrons on her cell phone to tell him she saw the Sinsar Dubh instead of looking at herself in a shop window and taking stock of her appearance? Oh, that's right, because there are two books left and she's FUCKING RETARDED.
— Feb 28, 2011 02:40AM
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Shannon
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I'm sorry, did I just slip into a Merry Gentry novel?
— Mar 08, 2011 07:46PM
Shannon
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Awesome, she's stripping again. That's not cheesy and doesn't ruin the mood of the scene AT ALL.
— Mar 08, 2011 07:36PM
Shannon
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She just used the word "liminal" 9 times within 4 paragraphs.
— Mar 08, 2011 06:18PM
Shannon
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"You can't change an unpleasant reality if you won't acknowledge it, Mac. You can only control what you're willing to face. Truth hurts. But lies can kill." Right. Because that's how every father talks to his daughter while helping her with her school work. Uh huh.
— Mar 08, 2011 02:46AM
Shannon
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"it's just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it's time to take down the drapes and make a new dress." Really, Mac? Really?
— Mar 03, 2011 12:58PM
Shannon
is on page 120 of 327
If some of the lights burned out in the alley between the store and the garage, making it easier for the shades to get her, why can't she just get back in the car and drive around to the front of the store and park there instead?
— Mar 03, 2011 12:47PM
Shannon
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"Fight scenes bore me in movies and since I'm telling this story, I'm fast-forwarding through the details." Uh. Wow. What a cop-out, Moning.
— Mar 03, 2011 12:29AM
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Feb 28, 2011 04:30AM
Your updates on this series have been very entertaining.
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You're on #3 now?! Man. I'm so behind.
April wrote: "You're on #3 now?! Man. I'm so behind."It's ok! I'm not really reading it straight through, I have to finish 100K Kingdoms and a few other books as well.
