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everyone sees paris and has to try so hard not to say a homophobic slur

there’s a sniper with a gun trained on me at all times and if i don’t get unduly and visibly excited whenever something i’m reading mentions aeneas then it’s over

odysseus’s best trait is not “cunning” it is “wife man”

i AM enjoying this so far but i wish there was even one female character that the narrative seems inclined to sympathize with

also i have no idea what’s happening with the tenses here

such an emphasis on his feet.

bitches will study the aeneid once and get excited when they recognize patronymics