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"Beep. Tick. Whirr. Ding. Poot." and "Amelia Bones... was looking like she'd been hit repeatedly in the face with a planet." (chapter 119 of 122)

When Harry speaks in Parseltongue, as becomes ass. (At Chapter 114 of 122)

"'I find, ...that I do not care.'" Albus Dumbledore for president.

"'...she had meant to call herself the Walking Catastrophe and the Apostle of Darkness, but in the excitement of the moment she introduced herself as the Apostrophe of Darkness instead. After that she had to ruin two entire villages before anyone took her seriously.'"

As I read chapter 108 on the last day of Passover, I smile at the author's reference to the Four Questions: "Why was that night different from all other nights..."

"Blue and green and yellow and red-trimmed robes shouted with the enthusiasm that people felt so easily when no action would be required from them personally." The author's blunt commentary on sports fandom.

I'm not sure what percent done I am, but I am 100% done with everything that's been written so far. A quote from the latest chapter (101): "Oh, for Merlin's sake - yes, he was trying to kill you. Get used to it. Only boring people never have that experience."

Devastated

"I do have a copy of you living in my head. It's talking to me right now using your voice, arguing how this is perfectly normal."

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"Professor McGonagall looked like someone had hit her in the face with a cast-iron frying-pan, a few minutes earlier, and now she'd been told that somebody was about to do it again, and not to flinch."

McGonagall: Alastor - but - will you teach the [Defense] classes, if -
Moody: Ha! If I ever say yes to that question, check me for Polyjuice, because it's not me.