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Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~
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We've finally come full circle to when Catherine took a jaunt to a "fat farm" in Arizona without telling a single person. Her family has finally noticed her missing.
The anxiety of Catherine's whereabouts during the interim of those days was only to be compared with the sinking of the Titanic.
At times like these I genuinely can't tell if the author is being serious or is in on the farce.
— May 23, 2020 08:41AM
The anxiety of Catherine's whereabouts during the interim of those days was only to be compared with the sinking of the Titanic.
At times like these I genuinely can't tell if the author is being serious or is in on the farce.
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Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~
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Catherine: I'm going to open a fancy boutique!
Dominic: She must be going through menopause.
— May 23, 2020 08:11AM
Dominic: She must be going through menopause.
Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~
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Cute Guy: *walks into a bar*
Gina Maria: !!!!
Dominic: You're acting weird, let's go back to the hotel.
Gina Maria: NOOOO.
Catherine: Don't worry, it's fine. Better pay the check, Dominic.
And from the sound in her voice and the wink in her left eye, he knew Gina Maria must be having her period.
END SCENE.
Me: wat
*rereads sentence* Ah yes, a wink in the LEFT eye. Now I understand.
— May 22, 2020 07:51AM
Gina Maria: !!!!
Dominic: You're acting weird, let's go back to the hotel.
Gina Maria: NOOOO.
Catherine: Don't worry, it's fine. Better pay the check, Dominic.
And from the sound in her voice and the wink in her left eye, he knew Gina Maria must be having her period.
END SCENE.
Me: wat
*rereads sentence* Ah yes, a wink in the LEFT eye. Now I understand.
Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~
is on page 241 of 416
"My children will be raised with religion."
"What kind? Baptist?"
"No. Mama, for Christ's sake, Tish happens to be Protestant—"
Uh... Baptist *is* Protestant.
Also, this is Catherine trying to convince her oldest son to convert his fiancée to Catholicism, because everything must be done her way because she's a CONTROL FREAK.
— May 21, 2020 05:57PM
"What kind? Baptist?"
"No. Mama, for Christ's sake, Tish happens to be Protestant—"
Uh... Baptist *is* Protestant.
Also, this is Catherine trying to convince her oldest son to convert his fiancée to Catholicism, because everything must be done her way because she's a CONTROL FREAK.
Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~
is on page 203 of 416
I'm halfway through the book and it just seems so mundane now. The first quarter was all over the place so I'm a bit disappointed.
— May 20, 2020 10:04PM
Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~
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Every time it's too early for breakfast I, like Catherine, eat a snack of sardines with crackers, cubes of cheese, and Danish cookies dunked in cognac. I then spend the next few minutes being SUPER defensive about this decision (in my mind) because I gave so much to my husband and seven famous children. And then I forget all about sardines because I start having flashbacks of my troubled marriage.
— May 18, 2020 09:39PM
Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~
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Catherine had one remarkable quality and that was to make emotional transitions rapidly.
Oof, that's an understatement. I'm pretty sure she's had a mood swing on every single page so far.
— May 18, 2020 11:30AM
Oof, that's an understatement. I'm pretty sure she's had a mood swing on every single page so far.
Heather ~*dread mushrooms*~
is on page 9 of 416
Buddy read with Nenia!
The first 8 pages are absolutely bananas, as in "Who writes like this?" The heroine is laying in her luxurious bed lamenting her richness and mentioning her seven famous children and that time she met her now-husband and five seconds later they decided to get married.
— May 18, 2020 07:23AM
The first 8 pages are absolutely bananas, as in "Who writes like this?" The heroine is laying in her luxurious bed lamenting her richness and mentioning her seven famous children and that time she met her now-husband and five seconds later they decided to get married.
