Mari’s Reviews > Red, White & Royal Blue > Status Update

Ah.... confessing feelings over a fight.... it shouldn’t work as well as it does.

The gay prince of England singing “Don’t Stop Me Now” while being stratospherically drunk will never not be one of the most iconic things I’ve read about.

Alexander Gabriel “You Can Tell Me Your Deepest Truths But This Is Not A Relationship” Claremont-Díaz.

I hate how addicting this book is, I should have gone to sleep two hours ago. And yet here I am.

How to know you’re a bisexual woman, a guide by Nora;

“I don’t know, man. I was in my junior year of high school, and I touched a boob. It wasn’t very profound.”

Henry: *is annoyingly attractive. OBJECTIVELY* *talks sweetly about Star Wars to suck kids* *gets angry and grabs a fistful of Alex’s shirt and ends up halfway on top of him*

Alex: I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me...

“I’ll do it but I won’t have any fun” he says. You know, like a liar.

No, this isn’t my favorite book ever.

BUT, the world is shitty and dark and this book isn’t, so I’m re-reading it as escapism. The gods know I need it.

Besides, I can finally tab my physical copy. So win-win.

I want to propose Ellen Claremont as the ACTUAL next president of the United States.

I can’t believe I just read a sex scene taking place in the White House with the Hamilton soundtrack (unintentionally) in the background.