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I just hope this asshole dies a long peninsula death. I don’t remember if he does, but god I hope so.

Damn Fitz, with all due respect, that was gay as fuck.

Okay but why am I giggling.

Guys book is, and I’m quoting it, “reordering my very atoms”.

Sis, why did no one tell me this has FOOTNOTES? Can I get a hell yeah.

This is en coping with the Heated Rivalry withdrawals.

Me? Bawling my eyes out at two am? Yes

Peeta Mellark, the man that he is.

Okay but why am I crying AGAIN.

Okay, but why am I sobbing on my way to work.

I have succumbed to the hype (and my friend)

Oh dear, Neil is a Capricorn? A Capricorn MAN?

Reading this is my messed up form of self care.

I just stared at an imaginary camera like I’m part of The Office. Because how.

Sometimes a girl just needs to read All For The Game to keep the mental breakdown away.

I can’t believe Brandon Sanderson really said “Gender is irrelevant” in a Stormlight Archive book.

….. HUH????????

I can’t believe this is Christmas book adjacent.

Oh….. MY FUCKING GOD????

I just want to see the progress bar go over 50%, because jeeeeesuuuuuus.

Oh no….. I’m feeling things

Let’s see why EVERYONE hates this lol

I was chilling until I realized I haven't read a single five star book this year (not counting re-reads).

I'm still chilling, but I'm less chill about it.

I have no idea what’s going on but vibes are vibing

Started te reading because I started the second one and realized I remember nothing.

Just saying…. The five star rating is in peril.

Currently in a reading slump, so I just decided to read the most compulsively readable book I remember ever reading.

Nico is so in love with Gideon it’s disgusting, I love it.

Why are men so fucking useless.

……

Jesus Christ, teenagers can be so dumb (I can say that because I used to be an equally dumb teenager a few years ago, and now I’m just an equally dumb young adult)