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"You're a shrink aren't you?" I asked angrily. "Heaven's version of a head doctor?"

I guess we're making fun of therapy now.

Why is Eve wearing glasses? You can't have perfect vision in heaven?

"You can't withhold sex, you're a guy."

All of my hate.

"He had forfeited the right to act independently when Father Mel married us."

I beg your finest pardon?

Got it. Wade bad. You're not very subtle.

Ugh no we aren't going to be doing this are we? The ONE merit I gave the previous books is they didn't go hooking Gabriel up with Molly.

So have we decided to skip out on having protection because he'll 'be careful'

Oh my God is she going to join a sorority

Honestly I hope Gabriel sent them to where you are

These two idiots discussing girl names for future children:

Bethany: Billie?
Xavier: No way, she'll be gender confused.

Fuck all the way off Xavier.