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Vi
Vi is on page 344 of 419
"You're a shrink aren't you?" I asked angrily. "Heaven's version of a head doctor?"

I guess we're making fun of therapy now.
— Mar 25, 2026 06:53AM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 341 of 419
Why is Eve wearing glasses? You can't have perfect vision in heaven?
— Mar 25, 2026 06:52AM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 331 of 419
"You can't withhold sex, you're a guy."

All of my hate.
— Mar 25, 2026 06:33AM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 307 of 419
But I just made dinner so your potentially domestically abused friend can wait.
— Mar 25, 2026 06:03AM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 185 of 419
"He had forfeited the right to act independently when Father Mel married us."

I beg your finest pardon?
— Mar 24, 2026 12:53PM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 139 of 419
Got it. Wade bad. You're not very subtle.
— Mar 24, 2026 11:39AM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 126 of 419
Ugh no we aren't going to be doing this are we? The ONE merit I gave the previous books is they didn't go hooking Gabriel up with Molly.
— Mar 24, 2026 11:35AM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 110 of 419
So have we decided to skip out on having protection because he'll 'be careful'
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Vi
Vi is on page 81 of 419
Oh my God is she going to join a sorority
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Vi
Vi is on page 63 of 419
Honestly I hope Gabriel sent them to where you are
— Mar 24, 2026 08:58AM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 47 of 419
These two idiots discussing girl names for future children:

Bethany: Billie?
Xavier: No way, she'll be gender confused.

Fuck all the way off Xavier.
— Mar 24, 2026 08:37AM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 37 of 419
So why aren't you all just turning them over to these heaven soldiers. I would think that would be what you're duty bound to do.
— Mar 24, 2026 08:26AM Add a comment
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Vi
Vi is on page 13 of 419
Pffft did your marriage just kill a priest?!
— Mar 24, 2026 08:11AM Add a comment
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