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Saarah Mohammed
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two hundred dollars. for a picture of vegetables. you’re joking.
— 21 hours, 56 min ago
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Saarah Mohammed
is on page 230 of 310
okay but girlfriend drama aside, why would you try and throw off your quarterback mid-game? darryl, ya wee idiot, this is YOUR championship game too???
— 22 hours, 40 min ago
Saarah Mohammed
is on page 204 of 310
I mean with all due respect, telling your son you don’t think he and his girlfriend will make it and that she’s probably gonna dump him before he’s drafted ALL BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME is kinda wild
— 23 hours, 3 min ago
Saarah Mohammed
is on page 147 of 310
dude, her apartment was just ablaze STOP TRYING TO HOLD HER HAND
— Mar 16, 2026 01:22PM
Saarah Mohammed
is on page 108 of 310
do these two know they can get to know each other without officially dating? like it’s not illegal to just ask a question. they are acting like god himself will strike them down if they ask any personal question
— Mar 16, 2026 10:38AM
Saarah Mohammed
is on page 34 of 310
heated rivalry has infected my brain because wdym the hockey brother has a russian rival but that’s not who he ends up with??? missed opportunity
— Mar 16, 2026 08:35AM
Saarah Mohammed
is on page 13 of 310
I’m sorry, what do you mean the ex is called DARRYL??? babe, you can name these characters whatever you want and you choose DARRYL
— Mar 16, 2026 08:04AM
