Status Updates From First Down (Beyond the Play...

two hundred dollars. for a picture of vegetables. you’re joking.

okay but girlfriend drama aside, why would you try and throw off your quarterback mid-game? darryl, ya wee idiot, this is YOUR championship game too???

I mean with all due respect, telling your son you don’t think he and his girlfriend will make it and that she’s probably gonna dump him before he’s drafted ALL BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME is kinda wild

dude, her apartment was just ablaze STOP TRYING TO HOLD HER HAND

do these two know they can get to know each other without officially dating? like it’s not illegal to just ask a question. they are acting like god himself will strike them down if they ask any personal question

heated rivalry has infected my brain because wdym the hockey brother has a russian rival but that’s not who he ends up with??? missed opportunity

I’m sorry, what do you mean the ex is called DARRYL??? babe, you can name these characters whatever you want and you choose DARRYL