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Saarah Mohammed is on page 108 of 310

do these two know they can get to know each other without officially dating? like it’s not illegal to just ask a question. they are acting like god himself will strike them down if they ask any personal question

— Mar 16, 2026 10:38AM

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Saarah Mohammed is on page 273 of 310

two hundred dollars. for a picture of vegetables. you’re joking.

— 20 hours, 20 min ago

Saarah Mohammed is on page 230 of 310

okay but girlfriend drama aside, why would you try and throw off your quarterback mid-game? darryl, ya wee idiot, this is YOUR championship game too???

— 21 hours, 4 min ago

Saarah Mohammed is on page 204 of 310

I mean with all due respect, telling your son you don’t think he and his girlfriend will make it and that she’s probably gonna dump him before he’s drafted ALL BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME is kinda wild

— 21 hours, 28 min ago

Saarah Mohammed is on page 147 of 310

dude, her apartment was just ablaze STOP TRYING TO HOLD HER HAND

— 22 hours, 31 min ago

Saarah Mohammed is on page 34 of 310

heated rivalry has infected my brain because wdym the hockey brother has a russian rival but that’s not who he ends up with??? missed opportunity

— Mar 16, 2026 08:35AM

Saarah Mohammed is on page 13 of 310

I’m sorry, what do you mean the ex is called DARRYL??? babe, you can name these characters whatever you want and you choose DARRYL

— Mar 16, 2026 08:04AM