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Are we nearly there yet Frodo?

Why do the orcs always sound cockney in my head?

Back travelling with Frodo and Sam and bad bad Gollum!

the fellowship is torn assunder. oh frailty thy name is boromir although to be fair, you are right, the ring probably would look better on you.

So far book two has much less singing. I approve.

Bring on book two and the introduction of Sean Bean, er I mean Boromir

Sorry, reading time. Apparently my brain thinks one thing and my fingers type another.

Just experienced the worlds most pointless non-journey to work but it also gave me three hours of bonus reading team. Equally cursed and blessed.