Ebony "Interstellar Introvert" > Recent Status Updates

This is super cheesy and feels like it was written by a firing squad...

I feel so embarrassed to say this, but I'm thoroughly enjoying this.The tension is my cup of tea. Yes, I boarded the hype train late for a reason because that train was heading to a destination I wasn't familiar with at the time. Lol. This is slow burn, and it's my jam. I wish I had read this before the first movie. This is super cheesy, and it feels like it was written by a firing squad but...I'm enjoying it.

The only issue I'm having is the style of writing. I'm enjoying the fact that this is written more like a ya novel, but I'm not digging the perspective. It's hilarious...I'm enjoying the dark humor. Also, at times, it can be very draining emotionally.

I lost my breath so many times that I had to reach for my inhaler. Lord, how mercy the drama. This is better than Telemundo Spanish soaps.

I tried. This is my first DNF this year. There are too many plot lines (which is not a problem) that have not established a foundation. I thought the main character was female. Lastly, I fell asleep for 3 HOURS after only reading 6 pages. Yep, throwing in the towel on this one.

Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big, bad wolf could want
Listen to me

Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walkin' in these spooky ol' woods alone
Awooh!

The Bluebeard story was simply amazing, but the idea of him being posion and not offering any explanation is just plain confusing.