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me when im trying to shave and my bitch wife won't stop swearing so my hand slips and I seriously injure my neck

I care less about the side characters than I did in Emma. It's either because they aren't as deeply characterized and there's more of them, or that my fever is getting worse. probably a little of both

The audiobook is so fun every character has a different actor

This is so fucking good what I'm an Austan now

in the morning you go gunning for the man who stole your water and you fire till he is done in but they catch you at the border and the mourners are all singing as they drag you by your feet but the hangman isn't hanging so they put you in the street yeah

im so close to done please let me move on I have been reading this book for like 3 years

laying in the snow feeling the heat leave my body to experience slowly dying on mars

Andy Weir you dog you've done it again (the audiobook is really good)

The description of this book as misery porn is really starting to make sense

Danielle reads the misery book

this lady is so painfully unlikable I'm not sure I can do this

why is it called wool

WOW I was in no way ready for the direction this has taken but I'm here for it

Hoooly shit a guide on what not to do

The author does not have one nice thing to say about anyone ever but it is really funny

this is way better than I remember it being

I unscrewed, rammed the nozzle into the hole, pumped until the hot, heavy liquid splurted out, then replaced the cap.

the mangler is the funniest thing I have ever read oh my god

The Worm...

Half way through and a lot of people not dead

page 5 and we're already making some beyond questionable comments about Jewish people. oh boy.

Re: my last update, starting to understand the negative reviews. why does every single book have to be about how badly men treat women and girls. Still enjoying it mostly but please dont talk about an 8 yr old girls legs like that maybe

I am really enjoying this book but I am kind of scared from all the negative reviews I saw? maybe people other than me just have bad taste

This is so good so far.. the way the environment is described is so vivid and striking? And just different. Wish I wasn't so tired so I could read more