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Chancellor,are you content with everything pertaining to outfitting the Adjunct’s forces?’
‘I am, sire,’ said Bugg.
‘Excellent. Royal Treasurer, are you confident that the Malazans have sufficient funds for this enterprise?’
‘So I am assured sire,’said Bugg.
‘Good. Ceda, do you concur that the departure of the Malazans will hasten the healing that has befallen the city?’
‘I do, sire,’said Bugg
Consensus at last

You’re a risk taker, a peril raker, an iron-eyed troublemaker.

Nice space battle. This isn't the Rev Space universe - but it feels like it - which is a good thing.

Zeppelins! And the Pneumatic Zeppelin is no baby. Nine hundred feet long, 14 stories high, multiple hulls and we get a lot of technical detail on the makeup and operation of the ship. Nice.

'Good. You may leave via my lower digestive tract - the exit is opening now...'
'...You will not have to return to the faceplate once you have emerged from my rectum,' the curator went on. 'There is a waste-release spigot in my posterior armour.'
'That's...very helpful,' I said.

So at 10% in I'm thinking that I've really missed the plot if I still can't figure out who the 1st person POV is. Started again only to realise it's not me - it's Reynold's messing with my head.

‘Shall I help you, Blue Glory? You could call me Glory’s Master. Or Silver Rider.’
The dragon still looked down on him, considering each name carefully. His eyes spun faster and faster. ‘No. I think not,’ he said, and amusement shimmered in the rumbling voice. ‘I think I will name you “Meat”.’

Take that Hest!

‘It looks to me as though you don’t have enough things to do, Healer. Therefore, proceed through the squads of your company to mend any and every ailment they describe. Oh, delouse the lot besides, and check for blood blisters on the testicles of the men—I am certain that’s a dread sign of something awry...’
...‘Uh, nothing dread or awry, sir. Just don’t pop ‘em, they bleed like demons.

It's Fluffy from Harry Potter!

Don't.Shoot.At.The.Dragon!

Looks like Sullivan saved his best till last.

What would a world where dragons ruled humans look like?

So that's how you cross a cavern of 300 foot deep bat shit

Go Mordena!

I'm liking all the dragon lore - and the revelations about who Kahlryn is was pretty cool

Starting to get interesting now. Should be finished this tonight.

'How are you feeling'
'FARD WILL EAT YOUR SOULS AND PISS THEM OUT FARD'S ANUS!'
'Wonderful, this should make for sterling conversation...'