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damnit David you fixin to break my heart again… question’s just how

“An offense that shatters an illusion is a kindness in disguise.”

obvious typo so early?!

as an alum who is presently awaiting to attend their game in East Lansing, let me assure the author that the University of Washington is never “the” U Dub. it’s just “U Dub”

Curiosity as time has proved it to be, the reclamation of DEMOLITION MAN here is utterly bizarre.

It is the highest compliment to say that Seagal probably has a hit out on the author

Rae Dawn Chong’s “father had been a bodybuilder”? oh, is that what Tommy Chong was known for?

does Dios even exist

definitely zigs just when I think it will zag

since the Y in her name is pronounced as a long E, the joke here doesn’t work: “Why not, Y-not?” even if you substitute the correct pronunciation it’s just confusing. really strange that the author, as a seasoned actor, doesn’t recognize this

finally, the first asshole

typo