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Here in Nigeria, PHC is always taking the lights, so I keep candles in my room just in case. a massive "yeah" was just heard across the global south

gideon immediately crushing on everyone she's so incredibly real i love her

“Nonagesimus,” she said slowly, “the only job I’d do for you would be if you wanted someone to hold the sword as you fell on it. The only job I’d do for you would be if you wanted your ass kicked so hard, the Locked Tomb opened and a parade came out to sing, ‘Lo! A destructed ass.’ The only job I’d do would be if you wanted me to spot you while you backflipped off the top tier into Drearburh.” romance is alive

tané is like a friend i worry about

She dreamed she was small as a seedling, and that all her hopes grew branches, like a tree.

this might be bold of me to say but i think im getting a hang of the plot

i know this is supposed to be more lightheaded mystery and all, but it's killing me how everyone knows someone that can solve a murder mystery and not ask any questions. im also dying of envy at the free time these old people have wdym swimming and pilates and murder clubs and visiting the little town down the road and tea and watching the sunrise meanwhile i have to work all week

this is going to sound silly but i appreciate that this isn't a good guy vs bad guy exactly but rather an example that ANYONE can be the bad guy in someone else's story. everybody is catching strays

And maybe, once in a while, he beds that blonde Provençal war captive who refuses to learn Arabic or Castilian—but she’s not important. jesus fucking christ

alright barely a chapter in and this already packs a punch

Now that her plans for the next forty-eight hours involved leaving her house, she could do something more productive, like allow herself positive thoughts of the future.

sherlock really is autism final boss

i hate how much the fandom clowns on the novels because i did not expect this to be so emotionally draining damn 3 "oh the child killing franchise is killing children in the novel adaptation" and yes i am sad and distressed what about it

i wish he would've FUCKING overdosed im so upset rn

girl, the comphet 😭😭